Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
