We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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