Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
So gin and wine won't be happening again
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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