Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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