one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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