just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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