I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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