i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I think my fart just growled at me.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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