I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
