I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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