My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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