so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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