I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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