Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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