yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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