they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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