What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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