would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
that is very illegal...i love you.
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