I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Randomize
