what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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