come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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