Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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