yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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