My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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