How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
NoShamevember. You game?
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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