No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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