we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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