Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
