best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Randomize
