The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
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