Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize