I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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