So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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