haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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