is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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