yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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