Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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