I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Randomize
