You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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