So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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