U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
