Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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