Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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