I must be too annoying 4 u.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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