...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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