Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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