well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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