with your own penis?
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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