I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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