I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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