Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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