I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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