Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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