Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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