Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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