Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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