No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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